Scientists find Democratic Platform

Or, at least something similar:

Astronomers have stumbled upon a tremendous hole in the universe. That's got them scratching their heads about what's just not there. The cosmic blank spot has no stray stars, no galaxies, no sucking black holes, not even mysterious dark matter. It is 1 billion light years across of nothing. That's an expanse of nearly 6 billion trillion miles of emptiness, a University of Minnesota team announced Thursday.

Sarcasm aside, a neat story. More proof we know little about the cosmos, particularly when we look at a section of space 8 billion years older than our own corner of the joint...