Splitting Humanity

No this does not deal with a magic trick, but with the future of human evolution:

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.

No word yet on how future Maryland Democrats will attempt to protect the goblin class by jacking up taxes on the goblin class....