They'll give anybody a fourth chance

If you can throw above 90 MPH, and you have a pulse, you may have a chance:

Sidney Ponson and the Texas Rangers agreed to a minor league contract Sunday.

Ponson last pitched May 12 for the Minnesota Twins, who released him 10 days later. He was 2-5 with a 6.93 ERA in seven starts last season.

The 31-year-old right-hander has won at least 10 games three times in his major league career, including a career-high 17 wins with Baltimore and San Francisco in 2003.

Amazing. The guy has been a head case who can't get hitters out, and he gets a major league contract.....